Ever want to rub your face in a heaping pile of delicious, greasy Bacon? Well you can do it now, only without the grease and fat. In fact you'll also get a clean Shave out of it. When you rub on this delicious, Bacon-scented Shaving Cream you'll be renewed with the desire to conquer and devour your daily obstacles like they were Bacon bits. The smoky scent remains with you for the day and reminds you just how hungry you are. It also keeps anyone who gets in your personal space voraciously attentive to your every move. People will be helpless once his or her Bacon sense takes the wheel. {Bacon Sense: n., The strange and uncanny sense that Bacon is near even if it is not in direct physical contact} Don't ever underestimate the power of a good Shave and the power of Bacon. With this Shaving Cream, you'll have a license to sizzle on all counts.
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