How To Have An Ill-Behaved Dog

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Do you have a dog that -- a) doesn't listen b )barks incessantly c) destroys your shoes? No? Well, don't despair, because this handy book will show you how to quickly turn your friendly little pooch into a menace to society. ?How To Have An Ill-Behaved Dog? takes the guesswork out of screwing up Rover, Spot, or Cassandra. (Did you know Cassandra was the third most popular dog name? - Inside this 191-page book, youáll find chapters such as - "Crotch Sniffing and Beyond? - "Housebreaking Is Over rated" - ?Neurotic and Aggressive Antics You'll learn which dogs are best suited for poor behavior. For instance, if you want a neurotic dog, get a Weimaraner. Want a an aggressive pooch? Then bring home a Doberman. And of course, if you crave an anti-social companion, the tiny Chihuahua is as hostile as it is hard to spell. So, if you're ready to ?develop your dog into a narcissistic extension of yourself, you'll be barking up the right Stupid tree with HOW TO HAVE AN ILL-BEHAVED DOG!

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