Nobody can say 'no' to a freshly baked, warm and buttery Sugar Cookie especially from the Dough Boy. The sweet aroma of deliciousness will whisper off your lips and into the nostrils of the sugar-deprived. People will be clawing to get at your Cookies. You'll be known as the Candy Lady or Man and children will come to your doorstep expecting delicious treats at all hours of the day. Your house will turn into gingerbread and your furniture into marshmallows. Your clothes will turn gummy and your life will have a powdered sugar coating. Everything will be super sweet until you discover a chocolate hot springs underneath your house that explodes through your living room floor! Then of course, you'll wake up from your dream and apply some Pillsbury Lip Balm.
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