Pocket Therapist

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Do you need more therapy than your allotted hourly meetings? As always, we"ve got you covered and this one"s a real pleaser. He"ll get intimate with all your deepest, darkest feelings and focus on you. Sit back, relax, and work your thoughts out with delicate questions that"ll soothe your anxieties. Phrases include: "How does that make you feel?", "Try to relax, it"s difficult I know", "Oh, I"m sorry do you have a PhD in psychology?", "How is your relationship with your mother", "Are you familiar with the term /castration anxiety?", "Let"s go to your happy place", "No, I don"t think your crazy per say, you"re just emotionally challenged" and more.

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