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This candy is BEYOND gross... It is as disgusting as candy can be while still being edible. You've probably guessed that Scorpion Pops are confections that contain a REAL SCORPIONS! That's right.... encased in each tasty lollipop is a crunchy arachnid for you to suck on. (Please don't puke on your keyboard -- it makes it hard for you to make a purchase.) Naturally, each Scorpion Pop is unique -- Some have big chunky scorpions while others contain slender specimens. (It's a surreal experience just writing this repulsive ad copy.) They come in assorted fruit flavors, though we suppose the scorpion-center tastes pretty much the same in all of them. Since we believe in truth in advertising, someone at Stupid.com had to actually eat one so we could describe it properly. The boss was elected since he's the only one with health benefits. Though it is hard to describe, we CAN tell you that it DOESN'T taste like chicken.
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