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?? Christmas is Canceled: A Hilarious Holiday Parody by Brad Gosse ??Forget the jingle bells and decked halls, because this year, Santa's got bigger f

?? Christmas is Canceled: A Hilarious Holiday Parody by Brad Gosse ??Forget the jingle bells and decked halls, because this year, Santa's got bigger fish to fry—or maybe just cans of mystery meat! In "Christmas is Canceled," Brad Gosse delivers a side-splitting, laugh-out-loud parody that's perfect for adults who need a little humor to get through the holiday chaos. Hey there, kiddo! Gather 'round for a tale that's far from the usual yuletide cheer. In a world where Santa's sleigh is repossessed, the elves are on strike, and Mrs. Claus is doing questionable things to pay the rent, Christmas as you know it has gone off the rails! But fear not, because this book is here to save the day—or at least make you laugh at the absurdity of it all.Santa's stuck in a government tent, and the reindeer have thrown in the towel.Your parents are doing their best, but the economy's tighter than Santa's belt after a cookie binge.Inflation's gobbling up the holiday budget, leaving nothing but crumbs and canned surprises. Join our festive adventure to the local food bank, where mystery cans await, and every dinner is a surprise! Will it be a gourmet delight or dog food again? Only time will tell! Why "Christmas is Canceled" Makes the Perfect Gift: For the humor enthusiast: If you know someone who loves a good laugh, especially when it comes at the expense of holiday tradition, this book is a must-have.The perfect gag gift: Looking for a white elephant or Secret Santa gift that stands out? This book is sure to be the talk of the party!For the adult who’s seen it all: Whether it's your colleague, friend, or family member, this book captures the essence of a holiday season gone hilariously wrong.For those who need a break from the holiday stress: Give the gift of laughter and let them escape into a world where even Santa can't catch a break! Brad Gosse's "Christmas is Canceled" is not just a book; it's a comedic masterpiece that turns the holiday season on its head. With its witty rhymes and tongue-in-cheek illustrations, this book is a delightful addition to any humor collection. Get ready to laugh your way through the most unconventional Christmas ever. Add "Christmas is Canceled" to your cart today, and let the festivities begin!

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