Goth Balls Candy

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Get your Goth on with these insidiously mysterious Candies. From the black velour pouch they come in to their black, powdery exterior who knows what they intend to do to you? They hide in the shadows beckoning you near. Well alright, I'll try one.... wow, they're really delicious! They taste like delicious, pungent, jelly beans with a splash of black lemonade. Okay, its confirmed, Goths make the best Candies and I don't even care if a curse was placed on the one I just ate. Now we know what the wizards in Harry Potter were really snacking on in between Quidditch matches. There are many sinister flavors but all really put a sparkle in your hard, Goth scowl.

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