Knit Ugly Holiday Sweater: Pole Dancing Elves

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The Holidays just got a lot more jolly! Santa's Elves are not only excellent craftspeople but they can Pole Dance like nothing you've ever seen. It seems Santa's workshop has Pole slides from the upstairs chambers to the actual shop down below. The Elves have become masters of Pole techniques. And since it gets so hot in the workshop, the Elves have to make due in Elf, green Bikinis. What a bunch of hard-working souls! No wonder Santa stays in 364 days a year to monitor the workshop!*THIS NEW PRODUCT WILL ARRIVE AT THE END OF OCTOBER!

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