Mommy's Giant Melons: A Hilarious Adult Humor Book

“I went to the store with my mommy today, and a gentleman stopped her along the way. ‘Excuse me, Missus, I can't help but stare...Those melons are the

“I went to the store with my mommy today, and a gentleman stopped her along the way. ‘Excuse me, Missus, I can't help but stare...Those melons are the largest I've seen anywywhere!’” It’s not rocket science. It's not brain surgery. It’s a hilarious little book about massive melons that will make it extremely difficult to keep a straight face if you're cool enough to read it to your kids. And if you've done your job as a parent... They'll think it's an innocent book about melons! If you like books such as: “Go the F- to Sleep”“Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber” “Do You Want to Play with my Balls?” Then you’ll LOVE this book! It's a show-stopping gift for baby showers, birthday parties, Mother's Day and more... No coffee table is complete without it! ?? GET IT NOW!! ??

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