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We wish we could tell you this served a purpose. But as much as we have studied it, we keeping arriving at the same conclusion -- There is absolutely no reason for this thing to exist! Once we describe it to you, we're certain you will agree. The Remote Control, Hopping, Yodeling Lederhosen begins with a pair of lederhosen and a remote control shaped like a knockwurst. If you're not familiar with lederhosen, they're a pair of leather trousers with suspenders, traditionally worn by people in Bavaria. If you're not familiar with knockwurst, it's a short, thick sausage traditionally eaten by the people of Bavaria. If you're not familiar with Bavaria, it's a country filled with people wearing lederhosen and chomping on knockwurst. When you aim the Knockwurst Remote and press the button, the Lederhosen hops around the floor or table, yodeling a Bavarian melody. Trust on --- This is as strange as strange gets. The Lederhosen is a little over 6-inches tall, and the knockwurst is about 4-1/2 inches. It requires 3 AAA batteries. The packaging looks a like a Swiss chalet. People go their entire lives without blowing $20 on something as nonsensical as this. So here's a rare opportunity to purchase the most bizarre item you are ever likely to own.
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