My Magnificent Erection

*** FOR MATURE READERS ONLY *** This is a story about Norman and his garden. He wants to jazz up his garden, and decides the best way to do that is to

*** FOR MATURE READERS ONLY *** This is a story about Norman and his garden. He wants to jazz up his garden, and decides the best way to do that is to buy a huge statue. A magnificent erection in his garden for the whole town to see! How wonderful! Buy this book if: 1. Your name is Norman 2. You also have a magnificent erection 3. You like gardens 4. You share my silly/immature humour 5. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time *Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above, be creative - think of your own ;)

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